Wow, I never have posted anything because I am not much of a writer. But, here goes:

BTW, July, I hate you for starting this, and Nicholas, thanks a heck of a lot for tagging me.

WERE YOU NAMED FOR ANYONE?

*Nope…my name sucks too.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

*This morning. My soon to be ex hubby called.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

*No, it’s awful for a women.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

*Yep, 2 of ‘em.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF LUNCHMEAT?

*Bologna with all the bits of shit inside. Yummified.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

*Probably not, I’m high maintenance.

DO YOU RESORT TO SARCASM A LOT?

*Not really…I prefer to list belittle you.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR OWN TONSILS?

*Nope, I paid my little bro a buck and he gave me his.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

*What makes you think I haven’t?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

*Yogurt Cheerios.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES BEFORE TAKING THEM OFF?

*Yeah…unless I’m in heels.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

*Actually, for a woman, I ain’t too shabby.

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

*I’m with July…your teeth.

RED OR PINK?

*Paris Hilton ruined pink for me. So Red.

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

*My C-Section scars.

WHO DO YOU MISS WHO IS STILL ALIVE?

*I’m not the missing type. But I will miss my kids when they go to my ex’s.

WHO DO YOU MISS YOU HAS PASSED AWAY?

*My little sister Triana.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE TODAY?

*Pizza!

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

*My dog licking himself. It was clean 10 minutes ago…now he’s on vacation!

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

*Black, like my little heart.

FAVORITE SMELLS?

*Smell of bacon frying, my hair crap, and baby powder.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED ON THE PHONE WITH?

*My mom.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?

*My ex hubby.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

*Wrestling. Except TNA. TNA sucks.

HAIR COLOR?

*Brown

EYE COLOR?

*Green

FAVORITE ETHNIC FOOD?

*Mexican and Italian.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

*Jeans and some blue slippers.

WHAT COLOR SHIRT?

*Blue (hence the blue slippers)

SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING?

*Scary movie. They’re great.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

*Tweety’s High Flying Adventure. I have a four year old, shut up.

FAVORITE HOLIDAY?

*Easter. I love me some Cadbury eggs.

HUGS OR KISSES?

*Depends who’s giving them.

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

*Again, I’m with July…respond to what?

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

*See above!!

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

*Goodnight Moon and Everybody Poops are two that I read every day.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?

*Little yellow duckies following the mama duck.

FAVORITE SOUND?

*Sound of rain hitting my roof.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

*Paramus, New Jersey. Whatever.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?

*Paranormal State on A&E. Interesting.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?

*Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead stuff. I am a Dead Head.

DO YOU PREFER A CAT OR A DOG?

*Cat. A cat can cuddle easier than a dog.

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING?

*Wake my kids up.

WHAT’S THE LAST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GO TO BED?

*Cry.

 

Tah-Dah. I did it. Aren’t we all happy!